Ye scallywags can't believe a word from that Michael Cohen, claims the Trump lawyer. A brawl ensues among protesters!
2024-05-28
Avast ye scallywags! The scurvy dogs be arguin' that ye cannot condemn Donald Trump based on the blabber of that scallywag Michael Cohen, known as the “MVP of liars”! Tensions be high as protesters and supporters be squabblin' outside the courthouse like a bunch of landlubbers!
Arr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The scoundrels defending Donald Trump be sayin' that them jurors cannot be believin' that scurvy dog Michael Cohen, the "MVP of liars". Aye, tensions be as high as the crow's nest outside the Manhattan courthouse where the trial be endin' soon.Outside the courthouse, there be a mighty clash between the anti-Trump landlubbers and the supporters of the presumptive GOP presidential nominee. They be fightin' like two ships battlin' it out on the high seas, while the 2024 campaigns for Trump and President be holdin' press conferences.
But let me tell ye, the defense attorneys be walkin' the plank with their arguments. They be tryin' to protect their captain from the storm, but the truth be like a fierce kraken ready to drag 'im down to Davy Jones' locker. Only time will tell if the former president be walkin' free or be marooned on a desert island.