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Arrr, ye scurvy feds be knowin' Biden and his matey met with Chinese scoundrels! Whistleblower be spillin' the grog!

2024-05-28

Arrr matey! 'Twas discovered in 2016 that scallywag Hunter Biden was mixin' business with family affairs, helpin' Chinese buccaneers meet with Vice President Joe Biden! The IRS whistleblower shared this juicy gossip with the House Ways and Means Committee. Aye, a true treasure trove of scandal!

Arrr, me hearties, listen up! In the year o' 2016, them federal agents stumbled upon evidence that scallywag Hunter Biden was mixin' business with pleasure, connectin' them Chinese business partners with the then Vice President Joe Biden durin' their voyage to Beijing aboard the prestigious Air Force Two. Aye, the IRS whistleblower emails, as obtained by the House Ways and Means Committee, be tellin' tales of this dubious deed.
It be ol' Peter Schweizer from Breitbart News who first brought this scandal to light. He revealed that Hunter, that rapscallion, was onboard the Air Force Two in 2013 alongside his dear old dad. And what do ye think happened next? Just ten days after the trip, Hunter's firm struck gold...
So, me hearties, it seems that the winds of fortune blew in Hunter's favor that day. But beware, for in the murky waters of politics, there be sharks lurkin', ready to pounce on any sign of wrongdoing. Will this tale of high-seas shenanigans come back to haunt the Biden crew? Only time will tell, me mateys...

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