Arrr mateys! Fox News be tellin' us that Scottie Scheffler be free, but Grayson Murray be walkin' the plank!
2024-05-29
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Arr, me hearties! The charges be dropped against Scottie Scheffler, aye, just in the nick of time after his arrest before the PGA Championship's second round. No ill will be held by the two-time Masters winner towards the officer who clapped him in irons, for he knows the lads in blue have a tough row to hoe. Yarr! Rumor has it that Rory McIlroy signed his divorce papers while swashbuckling in the Wells Fargo Championship. Avast! The Negro Leagues statistics be joinin' the MLB history books, raisin' a glass to the forgotten heroes of yore. Aye, the golf community be mournin' the loss of Grayson Murray, aye, may he find fair winds and followin' seas in the afterlife. The family of Murray be sharin' the details of his untimely demise, may he rest in peace. Arr! Angel Hernandez be hangin' up his umpire hat after a controversial career, takin' home a tidy sum from Major League Baseball. The mayor of a New Jersey town be offerin' to re-do a date night for Kylie and Jason Kelce after a viral fracas outside a tavern. The NFL Players Association be makin' waves with a proposal to shake up the league's preparation for the upcoming season. Yo ho, follow Fox News on social media for more tales of the high seas!