Arrr, the Cap'n's moniker be in flux, whispers the first mate of the crew. Aye, changes be afoot!
2024-05-30
Arrr, Marjorie Harris, the wench who shares the spoils of the Washington Commanders, hath spoken of changin' the ship's moniker once more at a jolly charity event. Methinks 'tis like rearrangin' the deck chairs on a sinking vessel!
Marjorie Harris, a lass with a stake in the Washington Commanders, was asked about the change of the team’s name. The crew had decided to sail under the banner of the Commanders, leaving behind the old names of the Washington Football Team and the Redskins.But trouble brewed on the horizon as the Native American Guardians Association raised a fuss over the name change, suing the Commanders. Even the new skipper, Dan Quinn, sported a shirt with the old Redskins logo alongside the new "W" of the Commanders.Rumors from The Washington Post whisper that only 16% of fans want to keep the old moniker.Marjorie Harris, however, spun a tale of positivity at a foundation gathering, embracing the name of the Commanders with open arms. "Everyone's got their two cents on the name, but for now, we'll stick with the Commanders," she quipped.The former captain, Daniel Snyder, had changed the name in the heat of a turbulent summer. Yet, the Native American Guardians Association stands firm, battling against the storm of negativity around the name.So, as the winds of change blow, the Commanders sail on, with Marjorie Harris at the helm, steering the ship through choppy waters of controversy.