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Arrr, the Supreme Court be givin' the thumbs up to NRA in protectin' the right to speak freely. Aye!

2024-05-30

Arrr, ye scallywags at the Supreme Court be standin' with the National Rifle Association in a jolly First Amendment ruling! This be makin' it tougher for them state regulators to meddle with advocacy groups. The NRA be free to chase after that New York official who be messin' with their loot. Bully for them! Government officials be warned: hands off our treasure!

Arrr, me hearties! The Supreme Court be standin' with the National Rifle Association, givin' them the thumbs-up in a First Amendment ruling that be makin' life harder for them state regulators who be tryin' to put the squeeze on advocacy groups.
This decision be meanin' that the NRA can keep fightin' their lawsuit against a scallywag from New York who be tellin' banks and insurance companies to drop anchor and cut ties with the gun rights group after that terrible 2018 mass shootin' in Parkland, Florida. Seventeen souls lost, aye!
"Government officials can't be tryin' to strong-arm..." And that be the word from the high Court, settin' a course for a fair fight between the NRA and them who be tryin' to shut 'em down.
So raise a tankard to the NRA, me hearties, for standin' tall in the face of adversity and showin' the powers that be that they won't be silenced! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, the fight for freedom be goin' strong!

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