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Mateys be squabblin' o'er Trump's fate, 'tis like watchin' a parrot tryin' to decide which cracker be tastier. Arrr!

2024-05-30

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags on the jury be weighin' the evidence in Trump's trial like a pirate countin' his booty. Will they make history and send the former president to the brig for his misdeeds? Only time will tell, mateys!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round and listen closely as we discuss the trial of former President Trump in our fair city of New York. The jurors be weighing the witness testimonies on this fine Thursday, hoping to come to a decision on whether the infamous Trump shall be convicted of a felony. Aye, 'tis a historic case indeed!
The scallywags be claimin' that Trump be guilty of 34 counts of falsifying business records to cover up a payment to the lovely lass, Stormy the adult film actress. Aye, 'tis a scandalous affair, me hearties! If convicted, Trump would be the first former president to face such a fate.
So keep a weather eye on the horizon, me buckos, for the verdict be nigh. Will Trump walk the plank of justice or will he sail away free as a bird? Only time will tell, but the outcome of this trial be sure to shake the very foundations of our pirate-infested world!

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