The Booty Report

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Arr matey, Slovakia's Cap'n Fico be sailin' out o' the hospital with a spring in his step!

2024-05-30

Arrr, the scallywag Prime Minister Robert Fico be takin' a shot durin' a meetin' with his scurvy supporters! The hospital's director be tellin' a TV station that Mr. Fico be able to continue his treatment at his own domicile. Aye, he be nursin' his wounds on his own ship now!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and hear the tale of the Prime Minister Robert Fico, who be gettin' himself shot during a meetin' with his loyal supporters. Aye, ye heard it right! The scallywag be takin' a bullet like a true buccaneer!
But fear not, me mateys, for the hospital's director be tellin' a TV station that Mr. Fico be strong enough to continue his treatment at home. Aye, the old sea dog be fightin' to make a full recovery in the comfort of his own quarters.
So raise yer grog to Prime Minister Fico, a true swashbuckler in his own right! May he sail through this rough patch like a seasoned corsair, and may his enemies tremble at the thought of facin' him once more. Arrr!

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