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Arr, Trump be a scallywag, but even a felony can't stop him from takin' the throne! Aye, mateys!

2024-05-30

Avast ye scallywags! The scoundrel Trump may have been convicted of felonies in New York, but that won't keep him from reclaiming the presidency if the voters be in his favor. Legal scholars be sayin' the Constitution be havin' few requirements for the job. Arrr!

Arrr mateys, the scallywag Trump may have been convicted of felonies in New York, but that won't keep him from sailing back to the presidency if the voters choose him again, say the legal scholars. The Constitution be clear that a president must be a certain age, born in the land, and a resident for a spell, but it don't mention nothin' about bein' a convict!
So, Trump may be in a bit of hot water, but as long as the people want him as their captain, he could still be takin' the helm once more. It be a strange twist of fate, but that's the way the wind blows in politics, me hearties.
He may have swindled and schemed his way through business dealings, but if the crew decides they want him back, there be nothin' standin' in his way. So, keep a weather eye on the horizon, for the Trump train may be chuggin' back into port sooner than ye think!

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