Arrr, most scallywag DAs would've left Trump be, but Alvin Bragg be the lucky one to catch 'im!
2024-05-30
Arrr! 'Twas a dozen scallywags from Manhattan who found that scurvy dog, former President Donald Trump, guilty on 34 counts! 'Twas a risky gamble, but Alvin Bragg's crew came out victorious. 'Twas a convoluted case, but Trump's luck ran out this time, mateys!
Arrr me hearties, listen up! The former President Trump, a scallywag of the highest order, has been found guilty on 34 counts by a jury of his peers in the Big Apple. A risky move indeed, with stakes higher than the crow's nest on a stormy night.Me thinks the Manhattan District Attorney, Alvin Bragg, be a crafty one, but his case against Trump be as twisted as a pretzel in a hurricane. Yet somehow, against all odds, the jury saw fit to send Trump to Davy Jones' locker.
Trump may have dodged more cannonballs than a pirate ship in battle, but this time he couldn't outsmart the long arm of the law. The verdict be a blow to his ego bigger than the kraken itself.
So let this be a lesson to all ye scallywags and landlubbers alike - even the most powerful pirate can be brought down by a clever crew and a fair trial. And remember, in the words of Blackbeard himself, "Justice be like a swordfish - it stings like the devil, but the taste be like heaven."