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Arrr, as Trump be standin' trial, loyal scallywags in the GOP be helpin' him defend his honor in public!

2024-05-30

Avast ye mateys! Whilst the scurvy Donald Trump be on trial for his misdeeds, his shipmates in Congress be using their pirate powers to help him out. But alas, the verdict be guilty! The scallywag be facing 34 counts of trickery and falsehoods. Walk the plank, ye landlubber!

Ahoy mateys! Ye won't believe the shenanigans happenin' in the courts these days. Donald Trump, the scallywag himself, was on trial for some criminal charges. But fear not, for his trusty crew of Republican allies in Congress be doin' everything in their power to defend their captain!
The verdict be in, and ol' Trump be walkin' the plank with 34 counts of falsifyin' records. But not before his loyal crew be holdin' hearings, writin' letters, causin' a ruckus about the judge, and talkin' to the media to proclaim his innocence. They be fightin' tooth and nail to clear their captain's name!
Arrr, the antics of these landlubbers be makin' us all shake our heads. But one thing be for certain - Trump and his crew be stickin' together through thick and thin. Whether it be in the court of law or in the court of public opinion, they be standin' by their captain till the bitter end. Yo ho ho, what a show!

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