Avast ye scurvy landlubbers! The cursed box be opened, let's see what devilry be lurking within! Arrr!
2024-05-31
Arrr mateys! Ye be wonderin' what be in the chest? 'Tis a mystery like Brad Pitt in that movie about boxes. But now, Donald Trump faces the plank for his crimes. Will he walk the plank or escape like a slippery eel? Only time will tell, me hearties.
Arrr mateys! Ye be wonderin' what be in the box, like Brad Pitt cryin' like a scallywag at the end of a film? Aye, but he knew what be inside, we do not! But listen here me hearties, Donald Trump be in hot water, convicted of 34 felony counts of playin' fast and loose with business records. Sentencin' be on July 11, just afore the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee. And if ye think ye know what be comin' next, ye be more overconfident than a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!Maybe ol' Joe Biden be takin' the helm, who knows? The seas be treacherous, me hearties, and the winds be blowin' in all directions. But one thing be for sure, the rum be flowin' and the pirates be laughin' at the antics of these landlubbers in their fancy suits and ties. So batten down the hatches and hold on to yer hats, for the political storm be brewin' and no one knows which way the tide be turnin'!