Arrr mateys, Trump be a scallywag, but only us buccaneers have the power to cast him overboard!
2024-05-31
Avast ye mateys! The scallywag known as Donald Trump has been deemed guilty as charged. Did anyone truly doubt it? The scurvy dog was caught red-handed in his deceitful ways, cookin' the books like a sneaky sea serpent. Let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers!
Avast ye mateys! Ye heard it here first - Donald Trump be as guilty as a pirate caught with stolen treasure! Did anyone really think the scallywag would walk the plank scot-free?In a trial fit for a king, a jury of salty dogs took a mere 9½ hours to find Trump guilty on 34 counts of cookin' the books of his real estate company. The bilge rat was caught red-handed tryin' to hide a hush money payment for a rendezvous with an adult-film actress!
Arrr, the former president's criminal deeds have finally caught up with him. The landlubber thought he could sail through life without payin' the piper, but justice has been served on a silver platter. The scurvy dog will now have to face the consequences of his actions like the rest of us mere mortals.