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Arrr! China be playin' a dangerous game, avoidin' talk o' the war betwixt Russia and Ukraine. Be they in cahoots with Moscow?

2024-05-31

Arrr, China be draggin' their feet like a landlubber on deck when it comes to talkin' 'bout the Russia-Ukraine scuffle. They be shoutin' from the crow's nest that they be keepin' a neutral stance, but we all know they be keepin' a weather eye out for their own loot.

Arrr, me hearties! China be sayin' it be "’ard to meet" the calls for discussin' the Russia-Ukraine war, claimin' problems with arrangements pointin' to Beijing's strong support fer Moscow. Foreign Ministry spokesperson Mao Ning be sayin' China's hopes be a tough pill to swallow at the meetin'."There be a clear gap 'tween the arrangements and the demands of the Chinese side, as well as the general expectations of the international community," Mao said.China be launchin' massive military drills 'round Taiwan as "punishment" fer electin' a new president. Mao be keepin' mum on details, but be sayin' China be neutral in the conflict, despite strongly backin' Russia.Putin be praisin' his ties with Chinese leader Xi Jinping, callin' their meetings fruitful exchanges of views on bilateral and international issues. He be commendin' China's peace plan for Ukraine, which asks nothin' of Moscow in return for seized land.Switzerland be proposin' talks in hopes of endin' the war sparked by Russia's invasion of Ukraine, but neither Moscow nor Kyiv be endorsin' them yet. Ye be hearin' it straight from the parrot's beak, me hearties!

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