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Ye scurvy dog! The lass be not guilty by reason of madness for runnin' o'er a copper with her chariot!

2024-05-31

Avast ye scallywags and listen well! 'Tis a tale of a bold lass, Whitley Temple, who be caught on the cursed camera stealin' a cop car and runnin' over a white officer. But fear not, for she be found not guilty of attemptin' murder by reason of insanity! Judge Tyria Walton be grantin' her a treatment plan instead of sendin' her to the brig. 'Tis a twist worthy of a jolly old sea shanty!

Arrr mateys, listen up as I spin ye a tale of a black wench named Whitley Temple who be caught on camera stealin' a cop car and backin' over a white officer. But hold yer horses, for she be found not guilty of attempted murder and declared insane by a judge in Chicago. Judge Tyria Walton made the decision after a month of delays, sendin' Temple to a treatment plan instead of the brig.
The prosecution be showin' that in June 2022, Temple be caught on camera stealin' the cop car after a traffic stop, and then be seen bearin' down on the officer as he tried to stop her. But the defense argued that she be sufferin' from a mental illness at the time of the incident, makin' her not responsible for her actions. And the judge be agreein', settin' Temple free to seek treatment instead of punishment.
So there ye have it, me hearties. A wild tale of crime and insanity on the high seas of Chicago. But remember, even the most fearsome pirates can be touched by madness, so be kind to yer fellow sailors and lend a helpin' hand when needed. Arrr!

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