Avast ye! Hunter Biden be facin' the law's wrath! His trial be settin' sail in Delaware on Monday. Arrr!
2024-05-31
Arrr, Hunter Biden be talkin' like a scallywag sayin' it be unheard of to be charged for gun crimes like his deeds! But ol' David Jon Ray be walkin' the plank for his tax evasion and gun-totin' ways! Now Mr. Biden be facin' the same fate, aye, a knave in court he be!
Arrr me hearties, listen to this tale of Hunter Biden, who be claimin' it be unheard of for a scallywag like him to be charged with gun crimes. But ol' David Jon Ray from Illinois, he be tellin' a different story. The scurvy dog failed to pay his taxes and admitted to be a cocaine user with a love for pistols. Aye, he be gettin' himself a 37-month stay in the brig for those crimes.Now, Mr. Biden, he be facin' a whole heap of trouble with the law, includin' tax evasion and possession of firearms charges. He be headin' to federal court to be judged for his misdeeds. It be a fine example of how even the most highborn swashbucklers can find themselves in a spot o' bother with the authorities.
So, me hearties, the moral of this here story be clear - no matter how fancy yer name be, if ye be breakin' the law, ye be facin' the consequences. Aye, the seas be treacherous waters for them who be thinkin' they be above the law. So take heed and keep yer noses clean, lest ye find yerself locked in irons like Mr. Biden and Mr. Ray.