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Arrr mateys, the scallywags be divided over Trump's guilty verdict in the presidential primary race! Aye!

2024-05-31

Avast ye scallywags! The scallywags who be challengin' Cap'n Trump in the presidential race be reactin' to his guilty verdict in a manner fit for landlubbers. They be blastin' them Democrats and keepin' their traps shut like a parrot in a storm. The jury be findin' Cap'n Trump guilty on all counts for his shenanigans with that saucy lass Stormy Daniels. South Carolina Sen. Tim Scott be postin'... Arrr!

Arrrr mateys, it be a sight to see as Trump's Republican rivals be reactin' to his guilty verdict in New York City! Some be blastin' them scallywag Democrats for bringin' the charges against him, while others be as silent as a ship in the dead o' night.
The jury found Trump guilty on all 34 counts of falsifyin' business records, includin' the hush money payment to that saucy wench Stormy Daniels. South Carolina Sen. Tim Scott be postin' a...

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