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Jake Paul be feelin' low for the ol' Mike Tyson, but he be ready to battle whenever the time comes! Arrr!

2024-06-01

Arrr, Jake Paul be feelin' like a scurvy dog with a broken heart over the delay in fightin' Mike Tyson. But fear not, me hearties! Paul be swearin' he'll be well-prepared and ready to battle on the new fight day. Avast, ye mateys!

Avast ye, me hearties! Ye'll have to bide yer time a wee bit longer to witness the grand return of Mike Tyson to the ring. The clash betwixt Tyson and Jake Paul has been scuppered for now, mateys.The fisticuffs were set to go down on July 20 in Arlington, Texas, but Tyson took ill and had to postpone the spectacle. Nevertheless, Paul be swearin' he'll be ready to square off whenever the time comes."I be ready when ye be. This be a golden chance. This fight be settin' sail to change the world," Paul declared in a video message.The lad, who went from YouTube star to pugilist, expressed his sorrow upon hearin' the news of Tyson's ailment, wishin' the old sea dog a swift recovery.Despite the setback, Paul be keepin' his spirits high and his cutlass sharp, ready for the day when he can face Tyson in the ring. While Tyson be battlin' his health woes, he be promisin' to return to full strength soon. The fight may be delayed, but the clash of these two buccaneers be sure to shiver some timbers when it finally happens. Arrrrrr!

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