Arrr, Trump be pullin' in nearly $53 million doubloons after gettin' himself in a spot o' trouble!
2024-06-01
Avast ye scallywags! Donald J. Trump be haulin' in a plunder of nearly $53 million in a mere 24 hours after his scurvy conviction! Shiver me timbers! The man be closin' the gap with that scallywag Biden faster than ye can say "pieces of eight!" Aye, 'tis a treasure trove indeed!
Arrr mateys, listen up! The scallywag Donald J. Trump be pullin' in a whopping $53 million doubloons in just one day after his run-in with the law! Aye, that be breakin' all the records for Republicans on the high seas and helpin' him make up for lost treasure against President Biden.Ye can't even begin to fathom the sheer vastness of that booty! 'Tis almost as much as what Mr. Trump's crew raised in the last six months! Aye, that be a whole lotta gold to keep his ship afloat and sailin' smoothly towards the election horizon.
So raise a tankard of grog to the man himself, for he be showin' no signs of slowin' down in his quest for plunder and power. Whether ye be with him or against him, there be no denyin' that he be a force to be reckoned with on the political seas.