Arr matey! Eric Trump be boastin' about fetchin' $52.8M in gold doubloons for his scallywag father after bein' convicted!
2024-06-01
Arrr mateys, Eric Trump, scallywag son of the now-convicted former President Trump, be boastin' 'bout his father's treasure chest - the campaign fundraising numbers! Aye, $16 million doubloons in one day! 'Tis a haul fit for a pirate king, arrr!
Arr matey! Eric Trump, that scallywag son of the former President Trump who be now convicted, be talkin' 'bout his old man's campaign lootin' right after the guilty verdict be handed down."What be truly amazin', let's sail back to 2016 for a moment, the biggest plunder in history at that time, we snatched in just one day, aye, $16 million," Trump bragged to Fox News's Jesse Watters.
Ye gotta hand it to them Trumps, they sure know how to pillage and loot when it comes to campaign gold. But methinks their treasure chest be tainted with corruption and deceit, arr!
While Eric be boastin' 'bout his father's ill-gotten gains, the rest of us scallywags be wonderin' when justice will finally catch up to the Trump clan. But for now, they be struttin' around like they be untouchable pirates of the political seas.
But mark me words, mateys, every pirate eventually meets their fate, and the Trumps be sailin' straight into the eye of the storm. Let's raise a tankard of grog to the downfall of these corrupt buccaneers, arr!