Ye scallywags be denied fancy paper for speakin' up for Palestine. Walk the plank, colleges! Arrr!
2024-06-02
Arrr, me hearties! Ye see, graduation be a grand occasion fer many landlubbers in America. 'Tis when they be given that prized parchment, a diploma. But beware, ye swashbuckling scholars! Fer some scallywags who be joinin' protests, them degrees be walkin' the plank - at least for a spell! Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis true that graduation be a grand occasion for many landlubbers in America. 'Tis a time for much pomp and circumstance, when young scholars be given the prized parchment known as a diploma.But beware, ye scurvy dogs who dare t' engage in pro-Palestinian protests on campus! Some of ye may find that yer activism be as costly as a chest full of gold doubloons. Ye may be forced t' walk the plank, so to speak, and delay the claimin' of yer degrees.
So heed this warnin', me mateys! While ye may be feelin' as brave as Blackbeard himself when fightin' for a cause ye believe in, be mindful of the consequences that may come with it. 'Tis a rough sea out there, and not all who set sail will reach the shores of graduation unscathed.