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Arrr, Mexico be electin' a lass who studies the skies as their cap'n! Avast ye, the times be a-changin'!

2024-06-03

Arrr mateys, Claudia Sheinbaum be takin' the helm as Mexico's first lady president in a grand victory! Aye, this climate scientist be settin' sail with the Morena crew, carryin' on the legacy of the infamous Lopez Obrador. Let's see if her hugs can keep the scallywags at bay!

Ahoy mateys! Gather round and listen up, for there be news from the land of Mexico that will tickle ye funny bones. Aye, ye heard it right – Claudia Sheinbaum be takin' the helm as Mexico's first ever female president! Arrr, she be a savvy climate scientist and former mayor of Mexico City, aye. And she be sailin' under the flag of the leftist Morena party, handpicked by that scallywag Andres Manuel López Obrador himself.
But hold onto yer hats, me hearties, for there be more to this tale. Dr Sheinbaum be swearin' to uphold Obrador's wild and crazy “hugs not bullets” policy, tryin' to make friends with the scallywags of the cartel instead of sendin' 'em to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, she be thinkin' social programmes be the answer to the root causes of all that violence. What a jolly good time we be havin', watchin' as Mexico charts a new course with a lady at the helm!

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