Arrr, me hearties! Did Trump really cry "Lock Her Up" 'bout that scurvy dog Hillary Clinton? Let's find out!
2024-06-03
Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis been said that Donald Trump be tryin' to steer clear o' claims o' lockin' up Hillary Clinton after he be the first U.S. president to walk the plank fer a crime. Last week, the scurvy dog was found guilty o' 34 counts o' falsifyin' records! Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up as I spin ye a tale of the scallywag known as Donald Trump! The bloke be talkin' like a true pirate, tryin' to distance himself from comments 'bout lockin' up his ol' rival, Hillary Clinton. But 'tis a lost cause, for he be the first U.S. president to walk the plank and be convicted of a crime!Just last week, the scoundrel Trump was found guilty on 34 counts of falsifyin' business records. Aye, 'twas all 'bout a hefty sum of $130,000 in hush money paid to that saucy wench Stormy Daniels afore the 2016 election. Methinks his ship be sinkin' faster than a lead cannonball!
So there ye have it, me hearties! The tale of Donald Trump, the pirate president who be sailin' into stormy waters of scandal and deceit. Will he walk the plank or find a way to escape Davy Jones' locker? Only time will tell in this swashbucklin' adventure of politics and treachery!