Arrr, Trump be sayin' the Supreme Court must be settlin' this N.Y. case, mateys! Let the fun begin!
2024-06-03
Avast ye scallywags! Former Cap'n Donald Trump be cryin' to the high seas for the Supreme Court to save his sorry hide from the New York brig! The scurvy dog be found guilty of 34 counts o' deceit and trickery, makin' him the first former president to walk the plank fer felony crimes! Arrr!
Arr matey! Ye hear that scurvy dog Trump be in a heap of trouble! The scallywag be callin' on the Supreme Court to save his hide from a trip to Davy Jones' locker before he be sentenced on July 11 in New York.The landlubber Trump be the first former president to be found guilty of felony crimes, by Blackbeard's beard! The jury be sayin' he be messin' with business records to try and influence the election in 2016 by payin' off some lass from the silver screen. Arr, he be walkin' the plank on all 34 counts!
But Trump be fightin' like a sea serpent, tryin' to dodge the hangman's noose by callin' on the highest court in the land. Will the Supreme Court swoop in like a ghost ship and save him from a watery grave? Only time will tell, me hearties!