Avast ye mateys! This AI Recall feature be as useless as a peg-legged parrot! 'Tis a laughable security failing indeed! Arrr!
2024-06-03
Arr, be Microsoft be burnin' their Copilot brand with this Windows 11 Recall feature? Aye, one wise man reckon so! Seems like they be settin' fire to their own ship, yarrr! Aye, the seas be rough for them scallywags!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, it seems that the scallywags at Microsoft have stirred up quite a storm with their Recall feature for Windows 11. Security researchers and privacy watchdogs be squawking and squalling about this here AI-powered function, and it looks like Microsoft be needing a flame-retardant suit for the latest backlash against it.Arrr, me hearties! Security expert Kevin Beaumont, as reported by The Verge, has been poking around this Recall feature like a nosy bilge rat. He be raisin' the black flag and claimin' that Microsoft be making a big blunder with this here feature – aye, a giant mistake, says he!The main gripe seems to be the lack of security in this here Recall database. It seems that any scurvy dog with a mind to pillage could easily snatch up all yer private data with a few clever tricks. Beaumont be sayin' that Microsoft be sailing into troubled waters with this poorly implemented and rolled-out feature – aye, they might as well be setting fire to the whole Copilot brand!So, me hearties, if ye be sailin' with Windows 11 and this Recall feature, be wary! Beaumont be advisin' to heave ho and turn it off before ye find yerself in Davy Jones' locker with all yer private data exposed to the sharks of the internet!