Arrr! Rep Jordan be tellin' Congress to cut the purse strings on them scallywags tryin' to take down Trump!
2024-06-03
Arrr! House Judiciary Committee Cap'n Jim Jordan be suggestin' a grand plan to cut off the gold supply to them scallywag prosecutors causin' trouble! Special Counsel Jack Smith, Manhattan District Attorny Alvin Bragg, and Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis be feelin' the wrath! Aye, 'tis a bold move indeed!
Arr mateys, House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jim Jordan be aimin' to put a stop to the scallywags leadin' politically sensitive investigations with their lawfare antics. He be settin' his sights on Special Counsel Jack Smith, Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, and Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis. These landlubbers be causin' trouble for our former Cap'n Donald Trump, who was recently found guilty on all 34 counts.Chairman Jordan be lookin' to cut off their funds and put an end to their shenanigans. He be wantin' to make sure they can't be playin' their games with the law any longer. It be a bold move, but one that be necessary to protect our Cap'n and ensure justice prevails.
So let's raise a tankard to Chairman Jordan and his efforts to fight against these legal pirates. May his proposal be successful in bringin' an end to the lawfare activities of these scallywags once and for all. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!