Ye scurvy dogs be keepin' our parchments 'cause we be supportin' the Palestinians! A pox on ye!
2024-06-03
Arrr mateys, hear ye! The land lubbers at universities be punishin' those scallywags who be supportin' the Palestinians! They be withholdin' their diplomas like a pirate hoardin' his treasure! The seas be stormy with arrests, but we pirates be laughin' at their folly. Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye landlubbers! The universities be crackin' down on them scallywags who be raisin' the Jolly Roger in support of Palestine. They be holdin' back the diplomas of them seniors who be joinin' in the protests until they be investigatin' the matter, arrr!Ye see, even though the protests be as calm as a calm sea, many a scallywag be endin' up in the brig. Hundreds of 'em students be walkin' the plank and gettin' arrested across the seven seas, arrr!
So, me hearties, if ye be thinkin' of joinin' the protest, ye best be keepin' a weather eye on the horizon. Them universities be watchin' ye closely, and ye wouldn't want to end up in Davy Jones' locker, now would ye? Best be keepin' a level head and a sharp wit, lest ye be walkin' the plank, arrr!