The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ye olde Columbia scallywag be givin' a hefty treasure to Israel Uni, leavin' his alma mater feelin' mighty salty!

2024-06-04

"Avast ye scallywags! A cunning Columbia grad, who hath seen the wars of the world, bequeathed a treasure of $260 million to Bar-Ilan University in Israel. The largest booty ever received! Meanwhile, Harold Masor and his fair lady pledged $4.5 million to American Jewish University. Aye, amidst the protests of the pro-Palestine lot!"

Avast ye mateys! A swashbuckling tale of a generous scallywag from Columbia who fought in the great War of the Worlds, has bestowed upon Israel's Bar-Ilan University a treasure chest worth $260 million doubloons. This be the biggest booty ever received by the university, a grand gesture indeed!
But wait, there be more! The board chair of American Jewish University, Harold Masor, and his fair maiden Amy, have also decided to part with $4.5 million pieces of eight for the LA-based school. What a jolly good time for the universities, amidst the raging storms of pro-Palestine protests sweeping across the land.
These generous donations be a shining beacon of hope in these turbulent times, a reminder of the power of kindness and generosity. Let us raise a toast to these noble souls, may their acts of giving inspire others to follow in their footsteps. Arrr, the seas of philanthropy be full of riches and blessings for those who dare to sail its waters!

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