Biden be claimin' Trump's runnin' 'cause he be fretting 'bout keepin' his liberties, ye scurvy dog! Arrr!
2024-06-04
Arrr! President Biden be callin' that scallywag Trump a "convicted felon" as if 'twas just another day on the high seas! 'Tis a jest fit for the tavern, me hearties! This be a tale of treachery and political plunderin' that would make even Blackbeard blush!
Arrr mateys! President Biden be droppin' some serious shade on ol' Donald Trump, callin' him a “convicted felon” after his trial in Manhattan. That scallywag Biden, at 81 years young, made the remark at a fancy fundraiser in Greenwich, Conn., where he also be makin' fun of Trump for runnin' in 2024 just to protect his own hide."Arrr, for the first time in American history, a former president who be a convicted felon be tryin' to become president again," Biden be sayin' with a chuckle. Looks like the political seas be gettin' rough between these two, with Biden throwin' jabs left 'n' right.
But let's not forget, me hearties, that these politicians be playin' a game of words to win favor with the landlubbers. Biden may be makin' Trump walk the plank with his name-callin', but it be all in good fun in the world o' politics. So grab yer popcorn and watch as the drama unfolds in the high seas of American politics!