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Biden be throwin' shade at Trump's felon ways at a fancy Connecticut shindig. Aye, the scallywag be in trouble now! Arrr!

2024-06-04

Arrr mateys! President Biden, at the urging of his crew of Democrats, finally faced off against scallywag Donald J. Trump over his crimes in New York! At a grand feast in Connecticut, Biden spoke out against his foe, declaring the election battle has truly begun! Ahoy, the fight be on!

Ahoy mateys! Listen up ye scallywags, President Biden be takin' on that scurvy dog Donald J. Trump! The Democrats be pushin' ol' Biden to face Trump like a true buccaneer, and he finally be listenin' to their pleas. At a fancy fund-raiser in Connecticut for his re-election campaign, Biden let loose on Trump like a cannonball!
At the reception in Greenwich, Biden didn't hold back, callin' out Trump for his criminal conviction in that New York hush-money case. With Connecticut's governor and two U.S. senators by his side, Biden declared that the campaign had entered a new phase of battle against the notorious Trump.
Arrr mateys, it be a sight to see! Biden standin' tall and proud, ready to take on Trump like a true pirate. The winds be blowin' in Biden's favor, and he be sailin' full speed ahead towards victory. So raise yer tankards and cheer for President Biden as he faces off against his rival in the ultimate showdown on the political seas!

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