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Biden be boastin' he's stronger than scurvy TIME reporters! Arrr, I challenge ye to a duel, ye scallywags!

2024-06-04

Arrr mateys! President Biden be braggin' 'bout his physical prowess, claimin' he could take on any scallywag reporter who dares question his age! In an interview with TIME magazine, he be talkin' 'bout still runnin' the ship even as an old sea dog of 85! Aye, a true buccaneer he be!

In a recent sit-down with TIME magazine, President Biden boasted about his physical prowess, claiming he was more fit for the job of the presidency than anyone else. In a jestful manner, he even suggested that he could take on reporters who questioned his advanced age. Arrr matey, the old sea dog sure knows how to crack a joke!
During the interview, Biden was asked about his ability to lead as an 85-year old man in a potential second term. The question raised concerns about his age and fitness for the job, but Biden seemed unfazed, responding with a touch of humor and confidence. Aye, the old salt knows how to keep his spirits high!
So there you have it, me hearties! President Biden may be getting on in years, but he's not afraid to show off his strength and wit. With a twinkle in his eye and a hearty laugh, he's ready to take on any challenge that comes his way. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, this old buccaneer is still sailing the high seas of politics with gusto!

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