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Avast ye mateys! Trump be bellowin' 'bout Biden's scallywag migrants shootin' NYC coppers! Aye, the seas be rough indeed!

2024-06-04

"Avast ye scallywags! Former President Donald Trump be layin' into President Joe Biden o'er his handling o' illegal immigration! Thar be a villainous illegal immigrant from Venezuela who shot two fine New York cops, arrr! Trump be claimin' Biden be unleashin' a wave o' crime upon the land, endangerin' the public! Yarrr!"

Arr matey, former President Trump be blastin' President Biden o'er his handlin' o' illegal immigration. A scallywag from Venezuela, Castro-Mata, shot two New York cops, makin' Trump see red. The old pirate claimed that Biden be lettin' in a wave o' crime from illegal immigrants, puttin' the public in danger.

Th' officers, Abreu and Yarusso, were shot after tryin' to question the young lad 'bout a robbery. Trump be usin' this incident to point out th' dangers o' illegal immigration runnin' rampant under Biden's watch. Th' former President be makin' a scene, accusin' Biden o' causin' chaos and mayhem with his policies.

So there be a storm brewin' over this incident, with Trump throwin' accusations like cannonballs at Biden's ship. 'Tis a tale o' woe and anger, with Trump playin' the role o' the angry pirate, cursin' Biden for his actions. Will this feud between the two leaders ever end, or will they continue to clash like two ships in a stormy sea?

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