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"Nay, Nay! Chip Roy be givin' Merrick Garland a proper scoldin' fer them scurvy dogs killin' our mateys!"

2024-06-04

Arrr, me hearties! Republican Texas Rep. Chip Roy be givin' Attorney General Merrick Garland a proper tongue-lashin' o'er them scallywag illegal immigrants causin' mischief under President Joe Biden's watch. The Department of Justice be suin' three red states, includin' Texas, for defendin' their borders. Roy be demandin' if Texas be havin' the right to protect itself from these landlubbers. Ahoy!

Aye mateys, Republican Texas Rep. Chip Roy be givin' Attorney General Merrick Garland a piece o' his mind on Tuesday. He be accusin' the Biden administration o' allowin' illegal immigrants to be murderin' Americans on their watch.
The Department o' Justice be suin' three o' them red states, includin' Texas, for makin' laws that let the police be enforcein' immigration rules. Roy be demandin' to know if Texas can be defendin' itself against these illegal immigrants, especially when they be killin' innocent souls.
Garland be gettin' an earful from Roy durin' a House Judiciary Committee hearin'. The Texas Rep be not holdin' back on his questions, makin' sure to let Garland know where he stands on this matter.
Arrr, the waters be gettin' choppy in Washington as the debate over illegal immigration continues to rage on. Only time will tell if the pirates in Congress can come to an agreement on how to best handle this thorny issue.

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