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Aye, Conor McGregor be sure of his return to the UFC, despite his recent injury. We'll make it happen, mateys!

2024-06-15

Ye landlubbers, fear not! Conor McGregor hath declared on the electronic message board that he shall once again enter the battle circle, despite the misfortune of injury thwarting his plans at UFC 303. Prepare ye selves for the return of the notorious Irish fighter! Arrr!

Arr, me hearties! Conor McGregor, the famed UFC fighter, be walkin' the plank this week as news broke that he be missin' his fight against Michael Chandler due to an undisclosed injury. But fear not, for McGregor be takin' to social media to assure his loyal crew that this setback be just a minor squall in the vast sea of his career."Arr, 'tis a tough blow to be ruled out o' me scheduled return bout," McGregor, a spry 35-year-old, lamented on Instagram. "I suffered an injury prior to the press conference that be needin' more time to heal than I had in me treasure chest."UFC president Dana White confirmed the news that McGregor's fight in UFC 303 be walkin' the plank, causin' speculation to run wild like a pack of sea dogs with no compass. McGregor, however, be standin' firm in his resolve, promisin' his fans and foes alike that he be back in the ring when the time be right.But alas, McGregor be keepin' his return date and the nature of his injury close to his chest like a stash of buried treasure. Instead, a new co-main event be settin' sail for UFC 303, with fierce competitors ready to battle it out in the Octagon on June 29 in Las Vegas. So batten down the hatches, me hearties, and stay tuned to Fox News for all the latest tales from the high seas of sports!

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