Arrr, me hearties! CNN be settin' the rules for the showdown betwixt Biden and Trump. May the best scallywag win!
2024-06-16
Arrrr, ye scallywags at CNN be settin' the rules for a grand presidential rumble 'tween Biden and Trump! Jake Tapper and Dana Bash be keepin' watch over the 90-minute battle, with two breaks for plunderin'. No talkin' to yer crew during the breaks, and a coin toss for where ye stand! No pre...booty allowed, mateys!
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! CNN be settin' the rules for the first presidential debate between President Joe Biden and that scurvy dog Donald Trump on June 27.Jake Tapper and Dana Bash will be hostin' the 90-minute brawl, with two quick breaks for grog and grub. No speakin' to yer crew during the breaks, and a coin-flip will decide who stands where on the deck.
Biden and Trump won't be allowed to bring any pre-written messages to read from, so they'll have to rely on their quick wits and sharp tongues. It'll be a battle o' words and wit, that's for sure!
So mark yer calendars, me hearties, and get ready to witness the clash of the titans in the political arena. It's sure to be a show worth watchin', with plenty of twists and turns along the way. Arrr!