Arrr! Biden be swindlin' over $28 million from the Hollywood scallywags with Obama by his side, says the campaign!
2024-06-16
Arrr mateys, in less than a day, President Joe Biden voyaged from the G7 Summit to George Clooney's lair in Los Angeles. Aye, he be raisin' a mighty $28 million doubloons with the likes of Obama, Kimmel, Clooney, and Roberts. 'Tis a record booty for a Democratic fundraiser!
Arrr mateys! Listen up, for I have some news that'll make ye chuckle like a parrot on a pirate ship. President Joe Biden, that scallywag, went from the G7 Summit to rubbin' elbows with George Clooney in less than a day! He sailed from Italy to Los Angeles faster than a cannonball, ready for a swanky shindig with former President Obama, Jimmy Kimmel, Clooney, and Julia Roberts.The Biden-Harris crew be braggin' about haulin' in a record $28 million booty at this here event, makin' it the most lucrative Democratic fundraiser in history. Aye, it be surpassin' the $26 million mark like a pirate plunderin' a treasure chest. Ye can bet they be celebratin' with grog and jigs all night long!
So raise yer tankards to President Biden, the king of the high seas and master of fundraisin'. He may not have a peg leg or an eyepatch, but he sure knows how to gather gold like a true buccaneer. Here's to more adventures and riches ahead for this jolly crew!