Arrr, the misinformed scallywags be wonderin' if the treasure map be leadin' to Davy Jones' locker!
2024-06-16
Arrr mateys! The Stanford Internet Observatory be in dire straits, with key crew members jumpin' ship like rats fleein' a sinkin' vessel. Founding director Alex Stamos and research director Renée DiResta be abandonin' ship, leavin' a scant crew scurvy and seekin' new employment. Aye, tis a rough sea they sail on, me hearties!
Arrr mateys! It be a dark day fer the Stanford Internet Observatory, a wee but mighty crew studyin' the scallywags and scoundrels on social media platforms. According to a report by Platformer, the ship be in crisis!Some key crew members have jumped ship, includin' the cap'n, Alex Stamos, and the first mate, Renée DiResta. Aye, a few other crew members have been forced to walk the plank after their contracts were not renewed, and others have been told to pack up their belongings and find a new vessel.
Platformer be soundin' the alarm bells, warnin' that the Stanford Internet Observatory may be in dire straits. The crew be scatterin' like cockroaches when the light be shinin', leavin' the ship lookin' like a ghost town.
So, me hearties, keep a weather eye on the horizon and watch as the Stanford Internet Observatory navigates these treacherous waters. Will they be able to right the ship and sail on, or will they be doomed to Davy Jones' locker? Only time will tell, me mateys!