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Arrr! Texas A&M skipper be sorry for scallywags harassin' Florida lads 'bout a poor deceased batboy. Aye!

2024-06-16

Arrr, the skipper of Texas A&M's baseball crew, Jim Schlossnagle, hath condemned the antics of two rowdy Aggies scallywags, who were tossed from Saturday's skirmish for giving the lads from Florida's dugout a proper ribbing. Aye, those scallywags be walking the plank!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up as I tell ye a tale of two scallywags who got themselves tossed out of the College World Series game betwixt Texas A&M and Florida! These two landlubbers were seen a-screamin' into the Gators' dugout, bringin' up the tragic tale of the Gators' young bat boy who met his end in a terrible manner. The family of the lad were friends with the Gators' head coach, who the fans were a-hurlin' insults at.Captain Jim Schlossnagle, head coach of Texas A&M, took to the press to apologize for the actions of these two miscreants. He denounced their behavior quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers" after his team's narrow victory over the Gators. The Omaha Police Officers Association praised the authorities for haulin' these scallywags out and suggested they be banned from future College World Series.Aye, 'tis a sad day when fans stoop to such lowly behavior. The Florida reporter witnessed the scene, and although there be no video evidence, the fans were indeed escorted out during the broadcast. Will they be banned from future games? Only time will tell, me hearties!

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