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Arrr! Clooney and Roberts aid Biden in plunderin' $30 million at a swashbucklin' Hollywood soirée. Aye, a sight to behold!

2024-06-16

Avast ye scallywags! Hollywood's finest swashbucklers gathered to raise a treasure chest worth $30 million for President Joe Biden's campaign. The likes of George Clooney, Julia Roberts, and Barbra Streisand strutted their stuff on stage, rallying support for a battle of historic proportions in the White House. Arrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye landlubbers, fer I have a tale of Hollywood's finest swashbucklers gatherin' to support President Joe Biden in his quest fer the White House. Aye, 'tis true, they raised a record $30 million pieces o' eight in hopes of rallyin' the crew fer the most crucial battle in U.S. history.
Me shipmates George Clooney, Julia Roberts, and Barbra Streisand set sail fer the Peacock Theater in Los Angeles, where they entertained the wealthy scallywags with their antics and charm. The air was thick with excitement as these scurvy dogs dug deep into their purses to show their support fer Biden's cause.
As the night wore on, the treasure chest overflowed with gold and jewels, makin' it clear that Biden had the support of the swashbucklin' elite. 'Twas a sight to behold, me hearties, as these Hollywood stars put on a show fit fer a king.
So raise yer grog and toast to Biden, the brave captain who may just lead us to victory in the battle fer the White House. Let's hope this record bounty be a sign of good fortune ahead, fer the stakes be high in this election year, me buccaneers!

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