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"Arrr! Biden be speakin' ill o' the Court at a fancy fundraiser with Obama, Clooney, an' Julia Roberts, aye!"

2024-06-16

Arrr, me hearties! President Joe Biden be talkin' smack 'bout the U.S. Supreme Court, callin' 'em out o' kilter! He be raisin' a treasure trove o'er $30 million with his matey Obama and Hollywood swashbucklers. Late-night scallywag Jimmy Kimmel be makin' Trump walk the plank with cheers from the crowd at Peacock Theater! Aye, 'twas a jolly good time!

Arrr mateys, gather round and listen to the news of the land lubber President Joe Biden! The scallywag slammed the U.S. Supreme Court as "out of kilter" at a fancy fundraiser in Los Angeles. He was joined by his matey, former President Barack Obama, and a crew of Hollywood celebrities. They be raisin' over $30 million doubloons!
Late-night TV host Jimmy Kimmel started the festivities by showin' a video comparin' Biden's deeds to those of his rival, Donald Trump. The crowd went wild at the Peacock Theater in downtown Los Angeles.
Arrr, it be a sight to see, the President mixin' with the rich and famous, talkin' about the Supreme Court and makin' jokes with his matey Jimmy Kimmel. The land lubbers in Washington must be shakin' in their boots at the thought of Biden and Obama joinin' forces!

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