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Arrr, the UN ambassador be grievin' over the lack o' fair press for the battle in Sudan. Aye, tis a scallywag move indeed!

2024-06-17

Arrr mateys, the scuffle betwixt the Sudanese army and the Rapid Support Forces hath birthed a monstrous humanitarian debacle! 9 million souls be scurrying away, with famine knockin' on the door and whispers of genocide in the wind. But beware, for the rumblings in Gaza and Ukraine be stealin' the spotlight!

Arr matey, listen here ye scallywags! The war in Sudan be causin' a right mess, with the army and them Rapid Support Forces makin' life a livin' hell for the poor folk. It be goin' on since last April, sendin' 9 million souls runnin' fer their lives and starvin' like they never seen a decent meal in their lives. The United Nations be soundin' the alarm, warnin' of genocide happenin' right under our noses.
But some be sayin' that the world be too busy o'er in Gaza and Ukraine to pay attention to the sufferin' in Sudan. Like a bunch of scurvy dogs, they be turnin' a blind eye to the cries of them poor souls caught in the middle of a bloody conflict. It be a sad state of affairs, me hearties, when we be ignorin' the plight of our fellow man in favor of squabblin' over land and power.

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