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Arrr! Biden's spy crew be prancin' about with queer flags and fancy nail art, gabbin' on about strange words.

2024-06-17

Arrr matey! Ye won't believe it, but the top spy agency in the US be celebratin' Pride Month by havin' agents paint the transgender flag on their nails, joinin' a "Pride Ally Challenge," and learnin' from a "non-binary," "Filipinx" activist! Me parrot couldn't make this up, it be in a secret scroll from The Daily Wire!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The top spy agency in the United States be celebratin' Pride Month in a grand fashion. They be invitin' agents to paint the transgender flag on their nails, take part in a “Pride Ally Challenge,” and hear from a “non-binary,” “Filipinx” activist who be teachin' young'uns about their non-binary identity. Aye, ye heard right!
The secret document we got our hooks on lays out nine different activities for Pride Month by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI). They be goin' all out to show their support for the LGBTQ+ community, arrr!
So if ye be workin' for the spy agency, get ready to show off yer pride and learn a thing or two about the diverse identities out there. It be a jolly good time to be workin' in intelligence, me hearties!

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