Arrr mateys, if Congress doesn't act, we'll be losin' $324 a month from tis Social Security plunder!
2024-06-17
Avast ye landlubbers! The treasure chests of Social Security be runnin' dry, and Congress best be makin' some changes if they want to keep the booty flowin'. The scallywags in charge be warnin' that by 2035, yer monthly loot could be cut by hundreds o' pieces o' eight. Aye, it be a grim situation indeed!
Arrr me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, if Congress don't get off their lazy bums and make some changes, us Social Security recipients could be seein' our benefits cut by hundreds of doubloons a month in about a decade!The head honchos for Social Security and Medicare went before the GOP-led House Budget Committee to warn us all about the impending doom. The trust funds that keep Social Security afloat are set to run dry in 2035. That means we'll only be gettin' 83% of what we're owed. And that's just a few years away, mateys!
So, unless those landlubbers in Congress start workin' together and figure out a plan, we'll all be walkin' the plank when it comes to our retirement funds. It's time to batten down the hatches and demand action before it's too late! Yarrr!