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Avast ye scallywags! The New Jersey Democratic bigwig George Norcross be caught in a web of racketeering! Arrr!

2024-06-18

Avast ye mateys! George Norcross, a scallywag of the Democratic political realm in New Jersey, be accused of racketeering by the likes of Attorney General Matthew Platkin. His brother, Phillip Norcross, and four other scurvy dogs be in cahoots as well. Arrr, a "criminal enterprise" they be runnin'!

Arrr mateys! Listen up, for I have news of a scandal that would make even the saltiest of pirates blush with shame. George Norcross, a political kingmaker in New Jersey for many a year, has found himself in a spot of trouble. He and his brother, Phillip Norcross, along with four other scallywags, have been charged with racketeering by the New Jersey Attorney General.
The indictment, a whopping 111 pages long, accuses George Norcross of heading up a "criminal enterprise" in South Jersey. It seems they were using their political connections to line their own pockets and shape the economy to their liking. Aye, 'tis a tale as old as time, but still shocking to our landlubber sensibilities.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all. No matter how powerful ye may be, the law has a long arm that can reach even the highest mast. And remember, in the game of politics, it's all fun and games until someone gets indicted for racketeering. Arrr!

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