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Arr matey! Mets mate Keith Hernandez be all choked up payin' tribute to Willie Mays, the finest player of our time!

2024-06-19

Arrr, Willie Mays be a legend in the world o' baseball, known as the "Say Hey Kid." This swashbucklin' MLB outfielder be the oldest livin' Hall of Famer in the land! Aye, he be a true treasure on the diamond!

In the depths of the seven seas, the news of the great Willie Mays' passing spread like wildfire among the baseball-loving scallywags. The San Francisco Giants, the crew he sailed with for most of his legendary career, announced the sad news that the "Say Hey Kid" had taken his final bow at the ripe old age of 93.The Giants, heart heavy with sorrow, bid farewell to their Hall of Fame legend in a statement that echoed through the baseball world like a cannon shot. As tributes poured in like rum in a pirate's cup, former players shared stories of the great Mays, with one emotional buccaneer recalling a cherished memory of the National League MVP.One old salt, Keith Hernandez, who sailed the baseball seas for many a season himself, shared a tale of meeting Mays, from his youthful days at Shea Stadium to his twilight years of failing eyesight, always with that infectious "Say Hey" spirit that made him a legend.As the baseball world mourns the loss of this grand legend, we remember the glory days of Willie Mays and his 3,293 base hits, a treasure trove of memories that will forever echo through the halls of baseball history like the roar of the ocean waves.

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