Arr matey! Kirk Cousins be steerin' the ship for them Falcons, not carin' 'bout the scallywags talkin'! Aye!
2024-06-19
Arrr! Kirk Cousins be a bit clueless when the Atlanta Falcons picked Michael Penix Jr. as their eighth mate. But no worries matey, he be sailin' into his lucky 13th year with a hearty yo ho ho!
Kirk Cousins had himself a jolly good offseason, mateys, with his Achilles rehab and makin' a splash in the NFL. The scallywag ended up sailin' down South to the Atlanta Falcons on a deal worth a king's ransom - $180 million doubloons with $100 million guaranteed. But the chatter turned to whispers when the Falcons drafted Michael Penix Jr. in a move that raised more eyebrows than a one-eyed parrot at the NFL Draft.The talk turned to whether there be a quarterback squabble brewin' in training camp, but Cousins, in good spirits, told Fox News Digital he be focused on leadin' the Falcons to glory under new head coach Raheem Morris.Whilst his Achilles be on the mend, Cousins be excited to work with his new band of buccaneers in Atlanta, hopin' to steer them to victory come kickoff. The swashbuckler knows the future be bright with Penix, but he be focused on the present and makin' sure his crew be ready to plunder wins from the get-go.The lad be familiar with playin' alongside talented shipmates, and he be settin' sail with a crew in Atlanta that be lookin' to make a name for themselves with Cousins at the helm. The distractions and doubloons be left ashore as Cousins sets his sights on gridiron glory with the Falcons, startin' with a showdown against the Steelers.