Arrr! The scallywags can't hide Cap'n Biden's waning faculties - the truth be sailin' the high seas!
2024-06-18
Arrr mateys, me hearties! Methinks that President Biden be not in the best of health. 'Tis a truth widely known, though once upon a time 'twas forbidden to speak of it. I spied his fumbling speech on August 16, 2021, and knew then that he couldn't run for office, not even if chased by a pack of hungry sea dogs!
Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! President Joe Biden be not doin' too well these days. 'Tis a truth universally acknowledged, but 'twas not too long ago that ye couldn't dare speak of it, lest ye be met with social scorn. I saw it meself back on August 16, 2021, when he stumbled and mumbled through his speech 'bout the Afghanistan withdrawal. The man be lookin' like he'd lost his way in a bottle o' rum!Now, me hearties, don't be thinkin' I be complainin' 'bout his policies - 'tis his very ability to run for office that be in question. Ye can't run a ship if ye can't even find yer way to the poop deck! 'Tis a sad sight to see, but in these partisan times, folks be assumin' I be talkin' 'bout his politics, not his mental faculties. But mark me words, the man be not fit for the helm, no matter how much grog he drinks!