Yarrr! Ye scallywags took down a scurvy dog of an illegal immigrant accused of rapin' a lass with a blade! Aye!
2024-06-18
Avast ye landlubbers! A band of jolly New Yorkers did spy the scallywag responsible for a vile act of piracy against a lass of only 13 years. They did seize the villain and hold him captive until the constables arrived. This knave, Christian Geovanny Inga-Landi, a lawless 25-year-old from Ecuador, did sneak into the country unlawfully in 2021. He had already run afoul of the law in Texas and New York City before setting his sights on innocent maidens in a Queens park. Oh, the audacity of this scurvy dog!
Arr mateys! Listen up ye scallywags! In the grand city of New York, a group of brave souls spied the dastardly suspect responsible for a terrible crime against a lass of only 13 winters. With the courage of true pirates, they seized the scoundrel and held him captive until the constables arrived in the dead of night. Aye, the villain was none other than Christian Geovanny Inga-Landi, a swashbuckler from Ecuador who snuck into the land illegally in the year of our Lord 2021 near Eagle Pass, Texas.This scallywag had a record as long as the mast of a ship, with an arrest in Texas and a few run-ins with the law in the great city of New York. But his most treacherous act was yet to come, as he is accused of luring two young maidens of 13 years into a park in Queens, only to force them into the dark woods beyond. But fear not, for justice will be served, and this vile miscreant will face the consequences of his deeds. So let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers – beware the wrath of the good people of New York, for they will not stand idle in the face of evil!