The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast, me hearties! Ready or not, them self-steerin' contraptions be sailin' into our world, arrr!

2024-07-27

Arrr, matey! A swashbuckler o' the autonomous seas be launchin' a fine, free shuttle for the elder folk o' Detroit! If ye be 62 or older, hop aboard this magic ship that sails without a captain. No rum required, just yer jolly spirit!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand venture in the heart of the Motor City, where the winds of innovation be blowin' strong! The fine folks at May Mobility have unfurled their sails and launched their 14th escapade, brandishing autonomous chariots to aid the good people of Detroit, especially those aged 62 and above, or those who be needin' a bit of extra help to get about.

On the 20th day of June, under the watchful gaze of the City of Detroit's Office of Mobility Innovation, the Accessibili-D service set forth! Aye, this free shuttle service be offerin' rides to the finest of Detroiters, with 68 stops to whisk them away to health care, shops, and leisure on wheels that can even accommodate wheelchairs! With the power of advanced tech, these self-drivin' wonders can see all ‘round, adaptin’ to the chaos of city life like a true sea captain navigatin' a stormy sea.

Now, don’t be thinkin' they just shoved these contraptions onto the streets without a care! Nay, they’ve passed all sorts of tests, proving their mettle, and this fine program be just the start of a grand journey towards makin' Detroit a more accessible harbor for all. So, hoist the colors of innovation, for the Motor City be back at the helm, chartin' a course into the future of transport! Arrr!

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