Arrr! Trump be chattin' with Netanyahu in sunny Florida, swearin' to calm the seas 'n avoid a third world squall!
2024-07-26
Arrr! Former captain o’ the White House, Donald Trump, be greetin’ Benjamin Netanyahu at his treasure hideout in Florida, just after the Israeli lad parleyed with Biden and that fair wench, Kamala. Trump be sayin’ the world’s on the brink o’ a mighty clash, but fear not—he’ll fix it all quick-like if elected!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics! Our former captain of the ship, Donald Trump, did welcome the Israeli sea dog, Benjamin Netanyahu, to his grand fortress, Mar-a-Lago, just a day after they parleyed with Captain Biden and his first mate, Kamala Harris, in distant Washington.With the winds of war whisperin' through the air, Trump be spoutin' that the world be teeterin' on the edge of World War III! Aye, but fear not, for he claims that if he be elected to the helm once more, all shall be smooth sailin'. “If we win,” he trumpeted, “it’ll be as simple as findin' treasure on a deserted isle. It'll all work out quick as a wink!”
Oh, the jest of it! A world in chaos, and this scallywag believes he can steer the ship to calmer waters with but a flick of his wrist! So hoist the sails and prepare the crew, for this be a wild voyage we’re embarkin' on in the tumultuous seas of politics! Keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer wits sharper, for the tides of fate be ever changin'!