Arrr, last Monday be hotter than a treasure chest o' gold in the sun, matey!
2024-07-27
Arrr, me hearties! Last week, the ol' thermometer went on a raucous spree, shatterin' the record for daily heat not once, but twice! 'Twas as if old Mother Nature be havin' a heatstroke while we be swabbin' the deck! Avast, we be needin' more grog to cool off!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I bring ye news from the briny deep! Last week, the mighty record of daily global temperature was smashed not once, but twice, like a poor sailor bein’ tossed overboard by a tempestuous sea! Aye, the temperature, a fine blend of land and sea averages, be risin’ like a ship in full sail! Ye might say it be hotter than a blacksmith's forge on a swelterin’ summer’s day!